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$00pah NiN10Doh! $00pah NiN10Doh!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucking. SCORE.

This was beautiful. The comedy was spot on, the voices were extremely well done (Especially Tiner's Fox.) I'm not going to add another four-paragraph lolgasm review to the stack, but I want to let you all know that you win the game.

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TBA - Time Trial #1 TBA - Time Trial #1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Part one.

I like how every review that points out the second and third bits weren't as good gets marked "Useless." I have to agree, though. The first part was splendid. The second was nonsensical, but not in a "Ha ha just what the fuck" kind of way. The third broke the rules.

Up with the funny, down with the attempts at being non sequitur.

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Negative 001 - The Call Negative 001 - The Call

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Really, truly awesome. I love your style, love your work overall. Hopefully this means you'll be coming out with more stuff.

Keep up the good work, etc.

Recent Game Reviews

Chaos Faction Chaos Faction

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Like Smash Brothers with midgets on crack.

It took meone hour and eight minutes. About twenty of those were spent in god damned Universe City. That level is so. SO hard. But this game is one of the most fun things I've done in a long time. Great job, Dissolute. Please, PLEASE keep up the good work.

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EON responds:

"Midgets of crack" xD That's going on my list of favourite quotes...

wpnFire wpnFire

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This game is fucking EPIC. I'd like to speak volumes of the sheer greatness, but "epic" sums it up. Thank you for blessing us with this game.

FPS in Real Life 2 FPS in Real Life 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I liked the way you did this series a lot, but I think this one was the best of the three. The style is an obvious ten, but the recycled Duke Nukem sound effects were old eight years ago.